So, we're all sitting around waxing poetic about live journals, so I decided to update. I love mayonnaise. It's good. Kristin calls it manglaze, which grosses me out, but I still love it so. Old Navy is fun. They pay me, and they think I am a super kid. Bryan says I am the Golden Child. It makes me happy to be liked and appreciated. I am gonna get drunk. This is Tifany typing drunk. alskdfdsakjfha. I love Tif. She amuses me greatly. Yay Thursday. Yay pay day. Yay yay. Yay pink living rooms. I want a pop tart. Pip tart. Kristin just told everyone that I haven't had sex in a real long time. Bitch. Pip tart. I love it. I'm not drunk.